1. I'm a man.
2. I'm shy.
3. I'm Neil Diamond's BIGGEST fan.
Over the past year and a bit here in Korea I've enjoyed making up stories about what I do for a living. Instead of telling people I teach, which is so typical, I try on other careers. "I'm a food writer." "I'm a model." HA! I can't keep a straight face though. I always have to come clean. "Naw... but wouldn't that be fun?" Truth is, I'm not a very good liar, but I like to make up stories.