NO DOG PLEASE.
I particularly enjoyed the last bit:
So today, a cloudy Sunday, I find myself rising at a quarter to three in the afternoon and going straight for my very tempermental laptop. I wanted to write before food, before coffee, before a shower...
"I love you." Such meaningless words. The biggest lie ever perpetuated. And it is perpetuated, no? Ad infinitum...
"I do love you. I have a special kind of love for you. The kind of love that evaporates whenever you leave the room."
I'm gonna eat and get drunk again.